Microwave Problems

Dilemma - Do I turn in my neighbors Parrot?

My neighbor is a retired merchant marine. He has a wonderful African Grey parrot. This bird was a talker, maybe a hundred or more words and he does tricks. I was sitting at home and heard a terrible racket coming from next door.My neighbor was drunk and decided to give his pet a bath. All was well untill he decided to dry it off in the microwave. I pulled the parrot out of the Sanyo and found it was not doing too well. I think it is blind and fear it may now be sterile. Now, all day long all I hear is this parrot reapeat the same two words - Help me, help me, help me...over an over. My question is this...should i make a complaint about this bird making a nusiance of itself with this non-stop crying for help. I mean it is really getting on my nerves. Or, should I ignore this as the microwaves seem to have affected it's little parrot brain? suggestions please.

Public Comments

1. Microwaving any animal is ANIMAL ABUSE and ILLEGAL. Please report this, the parrot is suffering and needs medical attention.
2. Parrots are really smart birds. They do understand some of the words they use. People think they just repeat words but they don't. I think you should report your neighbor for microwaving his pet. What a dumb thing to do.
3. Maybe u should think of urself as that bird and see if u can find a answer maybe he /she/it needs medical help or find it a home with someone who will care for it ps how u come to get the bird from a microwave or did u frie the bird and hope someone tell u how to help it? hmmm got to admit how u know he bout to nuke the bird awful nosey if not a lier or crook
4. I think you are lying big time.
5. OMG you need to call animal control...that poor parrot....I cannot believe you have not caslled yet....CALL NOW....
6. This is a variation of a similar pirate parrot joke. Nice old lady buys a used parrott at the pet store - used to be owned by a pirate. Gets home - the bird's language is so foul and nasty. She tries everything - spraying ti with water, covering the cage, etc. FInally one day she gets exasperated, grabs the parrot, shoves it into the freezer and slams the door. Silence. More silence. Then she hears a tapping on the door - she opens it. Parrot: "I apologize for my past behavior - it was rude and unacceptable. I promise to be a better parrot in the future. Now, please tell me....... what did the chicken do?"
7. ha ha finish the job and have a parrot roast... I mean just to put it out of his misery...Regards, Isabeline.
8. Wtf... this is FAKE. You can't have issues with every frickin' one of your neighbor's pets. What about the drowned dog or the cats, hm? Nah, you are a FAKE. Anyone reading this check his questions.
9. you are soooo full of sh*t!! not only that, but c'mon now.. stickin a parrot in the microwave to dry off??? gimme a break.. i dont' doubt somewhere someone likely did somethin as stupid as that.. but likely the bird would be blown to bits all through the microwave.. not sayin help me help me.. you have quite the imagination though..