Microwave Problems

Who knows how to build a universe microwave?

I need help building a microwave large and powerful enough to microwave the entire universe. Ideally it should destroy itself through the microwave process, because once the universe is cooked we cant have a huge microwave sitting around in nothingness. I have an unlimited budget for this project, and require scientific knowledge to help design and build this microwave. I don't want to end up microwaving the universe, so don't worry too much, I only want the ability to do so if necessary, before someone else does.

Public Comments

1. Im going to write a song now, the doomsday microwave
2. Well strictly speaking the background radiation spectrum of the universe that is left over from the big bang is in the microwave frequency band...so in one way...the whole universe is itself a microwave