Microwave Problems

What are some fun non-food items I can microwave without?

destroying the microwave or setting so large a fire I can't put it out with a damp dishrag? I am so bored.......

Public Comments

1. put a shamwow in there and see what happens.
2. a hairbrush. btw, if you put an orange in for about 4 or 5 seconds its really nice when you eat it.
3. only thing i've tried is a small deer antler with bone attached. it helps the antler to detach from the bone.
4. sex toy
5. barbie doll those are fun
6. Put something medal in there but skip the damp dishrag and go to Home Depot and get a fire distinguisher. I love squirting those things.
7. A light bulb... And not one of those new-fangled flourescent ones either!!!