Microwave Problems

What happens if you put a living being inside a microwave and turn it on?

Not that thats possible since most liviing beings are probably too large to fit in a microwave...but if there were a microwave big enough to fit a human being and you turned it on....what would happen? What about a small kitten/puppy?

Public Comments

1. Microwaves are at the same the length as the vibrations in water. This makes all the water in your food/person vibrate and this means they heat and evaportate. So the person would dry up and heat up whcih would probably end with an explosion.
2. My physical science teacher told us that we would explode because the water in our body would start speeding up. Same with any creature.
3. firstly where on earth you gona find a microwave that big? and the result will be what the first answer says, explosion
4. They would melt from the radiation
5. They would be fine for a while, maybe as long as a few minutes. Then they would feel hot, probably similar to the way you feel when you've been in teh sun too long at the beach. After a little while, the water in their body would start to boil and they would develop blisters all over their body. Depending on the animal, their eyeballs may pop. Eventually they woudl die of a combination of overheating, internal tissue damage and shock. The exact length of time depends on power of the microwave, and size of the animal. Please don't ever try this. The very idea disturbs me.
6. I would not advise putting a little kitten or puppy in the micro wave. But when something is put into the micro wave the microwaves generated vibrate the water particles in the object creating heat (hens why it cooks food). so if you put a human in the microwave they would get increasingly hot, and probably get radioactive and possibly explode.
7. What will happen is you'll find yourself serving 20 to life in the Big House.
8. You go to jail. http://www.northantset.co.uk/news/Corby-boy-jailed-for-cooking.6357507.jp
9. You should watch the film 'Kick-ass' they do just that. My guess is they would not explode, definably kill them though.