Microwave Problems

Would it be safe to microwave yourself for one second?

Considering you had a large enough microwave of course. Just to make sure: I'm not planning to do this in any way; It's just that it has been bothering me for a while what would happen if someone actually did that.

Public Comments

1. 1 second ull be safe in a 1000w or less. anything elce. peace out homes
2. Yes. The one second of microwave irradiation would not be enough to create much heat from the interaction with the hydrogen atoms of your body.
3. That is dangerous, no matter what, so "safe" isnt a word I'd use, but would you survive? Probably. I have read more than one stomach-churning story about crazy drunk drugged-up moms (or dads, or boyfriends...) putting a child or pet into a microwave. (ugh!! freaks!!!) Anyway, I remember one article in particular in which a newborn was microwaved for something like 30 seconds and came away with 3rd degree burns, but survived. So...Safe? NO!! Survival is another story.